Tomato!

forklift-certified-catgirl:

forklift-certified-catgirl:

Ok everyone time for the big question:

Are you using Firefox?

yes!

No, but I will be after seeing this post!

I LOVE ads and I LOVE my data being tracked & sold google’s boot tastes so good

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YOU AINT AS SLICK AS YOU THINK YOU ARE

IT’S ALL CHROMIUM BASED

FIREFOX IS THE ONLY NON CHROMIUM BASED BROWSER ON THE MARKET RIGHT NOW

STOP LETTING GOOGLE WIN AND JUST SWITCH TO FIREFOX

IT TAKES LIKE 5 MINUTES AND IT PORTS OVER ALL YOUR PASSWORDS AND BOOKMARKS

I AM BEGGING YOU

citruscatt:

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Goth Lion? 🖤

for @anakoluthhh!

exeggcute:

exeggcute:

I respect the brand coherence hustle but the new google authenticator logo 100% looks like a butthole

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old logo: clear lock motif. some kind of rivets suggest security or sturdiness. (possibly a bank vault?) discerning viewers may also notice that it resembles a G in tasteful reference to The Goog

new logo: It’s A Butt Hole

staroftara:

hanitje:

“It’s a handbag.”

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anime-scarves:
“glasses-drunk:
“fumoshino:
“pyrotheengineer:
“callmebliss:
“helthehatter:
“dxmedstudent:
“This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using...

anime-scarves:

glasses-drunk:

fumoshino:

pyrotheengineer:

callmebliss:

helthehatter:

dxmedstudent:

This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?

SKELETON PLINKO

SEXY CON

OP CORE

YIPPEE SUNDAY

TAG SUNDAY

CRAB SUNDAY

urbanfantasyinspiration:

imposterogers:

imposterogers:

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

visual evidence

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Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

Mr. Neil, I have perhaps the most important question I could ask here.

The core of writing advice has one thing. One, special thing to it. And that is: “Write. Write write write.”


But what COUNTS as writing? Surely writing a manual for a lawnmower has nothing to do with becoming a fiction writer.

But what about writing fan fiction? Writing out a dnd story with original characters? Does it just have to be publishable work in the most serious sense?

neil-gaiman:

What counts as writing is writing. Learning how to express yourself clearly is everything. Writing a manual for a lawnmower that’s a good manual for a lawnmower will teach you a lot of about clearly telling people what things look like and how to do things in your fiction. No joke. Write.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

daughter-of-sapph0:

wait a minute! this isn’t women’s professional wresting! this is lesbian sex!

oatscarwilde:

myalgicencephalomyelitiscfstom:

Them: People with chronic illnesses and disabilities are just using them as an excuse to avoid work.  Also them: A disabled applicant? Chronically ill? Not sure they're fit for the job, they'd probably be unreliable, not sure we can implement accommodations. Too inconvenient.  — Nia | The Chronic Notebook (@chronicnotebook) January 30, 2023ALT

i’ve been saying it for years:

government considers you able to work if you can give anything more than 0%

employers consider you unhireable if you give anything less than 100%